Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have a good feeling about you.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
