Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I would love to grease your fittings.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
