Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Your court or mine?
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
How many strokes do you want?
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
