GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 67

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Hey girl, wanna belay me?
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I'll rondversé with you any day.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Your court or mine?
Do you play singles tournaments often?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.

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Hey girl, wanna belay me?
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.