Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
I get fresh eggs daily.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
