Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
When I see you my main sail rise.
All births are an Emergency.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Your pace or mine?
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Your putt looks great in those pants
What's your gear ratio?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
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