Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I get fresh eggs daily.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
