Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
You roast my heart.
Nice asteroids.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
