Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
I think my medication is wearing off.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Is your enchilada buttered?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
