Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
I had me at Amazon Prime.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
It takes balls to play golf.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
