Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
I like hookers.
You roast my heart.
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
Do you believe in premarital sax?
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
