Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
