Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
