Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your pants are the final frontier
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
You interested in trying some new balls?
It takes balls to play golf.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Hey, you like chorizo?
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
