Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I think my medication is wearing off.
Is your enchilada buttered?
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
