Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
Carrot is auto rust.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
