Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
I had me at Amazon Prime.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
Baby, I really knead you right now.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
It takes balls to play golf.
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
