Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Mi love yuh more than cook food
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
You make me vasodilate!
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
