Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
Can I show you my spitball?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
