Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
Your dojo or mine?
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
You had me at Che.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Wanna go for a test drive?
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
