Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Do you drive here often?
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
It takes balls to play golf.
You interested in trying some new balls?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Look how big his putter is...
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
