Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
You make me vasodilate!
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Is your enchilada buttered?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
