Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I'd let you cross my border.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
