Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
