Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
You interested in trying some new balls?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
It takes balls to play golf.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Carrot is auto rust.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
