Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Your pants are the final frontier
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
