Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
I think we should start a family tree.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
