Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
