Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
So, do you come out into the real world often?
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
