Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
So what kind of car do you drive?
Do you drive here often?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Wanna go for a test drive?
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
