Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
Java number I can call you up at?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
