Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
I would love to grease your fittings.
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
When I see you my main sail rise.
I have a good feeling about you.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
