Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
