Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
I would love to grease your fittings.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
I get fresh eggs daily.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
