Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your court or mine?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
