Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
