Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
I don't want to hold you back.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
