Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna get tied up and high?
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
You remind me of my mother.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
