Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Ever do it on a portoledge?
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
I made a blood painting for you.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
