Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
