Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
And you think my ears are big....
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Beam me up, hottie!
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Your pants are the final frontier
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
