Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
