Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
You can spur me all night long.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
