Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Would you like to be my lock screen?
Seriously baby, I'll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Maybe it's just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
