Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
This game is about ball control baby.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Wanna see my lightsaber?
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
