Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
