Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
You must be a plumber's license, because you've certified my love.
