Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
You're like a short circuit—unexpected, powerful, and totally shocking.
Are you a power line? Because you've got me buzzing.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year's Expozine.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
Wanna go on a post-date?
What size boot you wear girl?
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
