Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must specialize in wound care, because you're closing up all my scars.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
You must be on night shift, because you've got me dreaming of you.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you've got me feeling the squeeze.
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
You're like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
