Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a blood draw? Because I'm feeling lightheaded from your charm.
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
Are you a junction box? Because you're where all my feelings come together.
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Are you a wire stripper? Because you've uncovered the real me.
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
