Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
You must be a kilowatt, because you're too powerful to ignore.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
Wanna go on a post-date?
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
I'd like to have you on vinyl.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
You must be an amp, because you're amplifying my love.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
