Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
My body is "Yours to discover".
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I don't need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.
