Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Are you a wire tester? Because you've found the live connection to my heart.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Are you a cable clamp? Because you've got my heart locked in place.
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
