Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
Are you a grounding clamp? Because you've secured my love.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
You're like a perfectly wired chandelier—classy, elegant, and always shining.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
What size boot you wear girl?
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
Are you an electric heater? Because you've warmed my heart completely.
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
Hey baby, nice tooth.
You're like a perfect voltage drop—always smooth and balanced.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
