Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
You can't handle the tooth!
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You're like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
