Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
Your Nursing home or mine?
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
