Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Are you a loan? Because you're a burden and nobody wants you.
I can’t wait to be your taste tester for life.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you’re one in a million.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
Rental agents offer quarters for dollars.
I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour. She will miss America.
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Is your dad a baker? Because you're as stale as day-old bread.
You must be a master of flavor because you’re really turning me on.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
