Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
Are you a water main? Because you're the source of everything good in my life.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
You must be a utility sink, because you're everything I need.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
