Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
You can't handle the tooth!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Are you a pediatrician? Because you've got my heart feeling young and free.
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
You must be sterile gloves, because you're a perfect fit.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
