Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
You can't handle the tooth!
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You're like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
