Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
Can I come into your massada?
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
You're like a perfectly wired chandelier—classy, elegant, and always shining.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
