Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
I'd like to have you on vinyl.
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
Wanna go on a post-date?
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
You're like a generator—bringing energy into my life.
I loved you before it was cool.
Are you a fuse? Because you light up my world.
You must be a spark plug, because you ignite my passion.
Seriously baby, I'll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
