Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be on night shift, because you've got me dreaming of you.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
Are you a waiting room? Because I'd spend hours just being near you.
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Can your beaver eat my log?
You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
You're like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
