Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
Wanna go on a post-date?
What size boot you wear girl?
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
I'd like to have you on vinyl.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
Hey baby, nice tooth.
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod'?
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
You can't handle the tooth!
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
Are you a volt? Because you make my heart race.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
