Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Can your beaver eat my log?
My feelings for you are Montreal.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
You're like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you've mapped out my heart.
Are you a power cord? Because you're the connection I've been looking for.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You're like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
