Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
You must be an insulator, because you've kept me warm even through the shocks.
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you've got a strong grip on my feelings.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you've shaped my life perfectly.
You're like my favorite tool—something I can't work without.
You must be a bedside commode, because I can't go anywhere without thinking of you.
You're like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
Are you a voltage tester? Because you've got my energy buzzing.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
