Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
You must be a plumber's license, because you've certified my love.
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
I loved you before it was cool.
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
