Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a diagnosis, because you've got me feeling something I've never felt before.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you're about to clean up this mess I call a life.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can't stop thinking about you.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
You must be a bedside commode, because I can't go anywhere without thinking of you.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Can I beat your pinata?
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
