Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Are you a power line? Because you've got me buzzing.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
You must be a kilowatt, because you're too powerful to ignore.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
You're like a short circuit—unexpected, powerful, and totally shocking.
