Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a wire stripper? Because you've uncovered the real me.
You're like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You must be an electrical panel, because you're controlling all my circuits.
Are you a grounding rod? Because you've stabilized my life.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
I wanna light your menorah.
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
You're like a perfectly wired job—everything runs smoothly with you.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
