Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
Can I beat your pinata?
You're like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you've mapped out my heart.
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You must be my electric bill, because I'd spend anything to keep you close.
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
