Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you've freed me from my loneliness.
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do I come here often?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
