Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Just watched a documentary about beavers... It was the best damn program I've ever seen.
I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.
Bookkeepers are problems for libraries.
They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
You’re the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
You must be an IV bag, because you’ve got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? - He wanted to get ahead in life.
What is Santa’s dog named? Santa Paws
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Lamp factories have light workloads.
