Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like my favorite tool—something I can't work without.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you've shaped my life perfectly.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you've got a strong grip on my feelings.
You're like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
Are you a wire tester? Because you've found the live connection to my heart.
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Are you a cable clamp? Because you've got my heart locked in place.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You're like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you a power cord? Because you're the connection I've been looking for.
