Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, you still breathing?
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
You must be a PVC pipe, because you're flexible and perfect for my life.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a plumber's torch? Because you've welded yourself to my heart.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
