Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you medical tape? Because you're holding everything together for me.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you've saved my heart.
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
Hey, can I get a ride to the pharmacy?
The doctor says I need more vitamin U.
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
So, what was your name again?
I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Break my hip, not my heart.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
