Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My body is "Yours to discover".
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
I really caribou-t you.
Is that your Moose?
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
You look sexy even in layers.
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, can I get a ride to the pharmacy?
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
