Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
You're like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you've cleared up all my doubts.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
