Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Is your mom a bear? Because you're as unbearable as she is.
Are you saline? Because you’re keeping me going.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? - Every night he turns into a bat.
I'm forming an attachment for you, it fits right over your mouth.
How far back does your beach chair go?
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says Give me some chap-stick... and put it on my bill
I can sweep you off your feet.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
I must be a patient, because I’m falling for the way you care.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.
