Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
You must be an electrical panel, because you're controlling all my circuits.
Are you a grounding rod? Because you've stabilized my life.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
