Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
You must be a plumber's license, because you've certified my love.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
Are you a drain snake? Because you've removed all my doubts.
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
Are you a water main? Because you're the source of everything good in my life.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
