Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
I don't need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
You must be pipe tape, because you're keeping me together.
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
You make me want to party like it's 1949!
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
