Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a fishing knot? Because I can’t seem to break free from thinking about you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.
Is your name Pike? Because you’ve got me chasing after you like crazy.
Are you a cast net? Because you’ve caught every part of me.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
If you were a fishing spot, you’d be the one I’d never leave.
I don’t need a depth finder to know I’ve fallen deep for you.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
Are you a fishing season? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect time.
I don’t need bait to fall for you; you’re already everything I want.
Are you a fishing rod? Because with you, every moment feels like a perfect catch.
I don’t need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a trout stream? Because you've got me hooked on the journey, not just the destination.
Are you a reef? Because you’re full of hidden treasures.
I must be fishing in the right place, because I found you.
Are you a stream? Because my feelings for you flow endlessly.
You must be a spinnerbait, because you've got me spinning every time you smile.
Are you the house special? Because you’re everything I didn’t know I needed tonight.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
