Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you've wrapped my heart up tight.
You must be a hacksaw, because you've cut through all my defenses.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Are you a hand auger? Because you've cleared all the blockages in my day.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
You're the only tool I'd never loan out.
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
You're like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hi, you'll do just fine!
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
