Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
I don’t need a depth finder to know I’ve fallen deep for you.
If you were a fishing spot, you’d be the one I’d never leave.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
Are you a cast net? Because you’ve caught every part of me.
Is your name Pike? Because you’ve got me chasing after you like crazy.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.
Are you a fishing knot? Because I can’t seem to break free from thinking about you.
I’m not a fisherman, but I can’t help but reel at your beauty.
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I’m ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
You must be a school of fish, because you’ve taught me how to love.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I’ve finally caught the one.
