Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Let's boomerbang!
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
You're like an EpiPen—reviving me when I'm down.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
