Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
Your breath smells like Greenies.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Are you champagne? Because you’ve got me bubbling with excitement.
Are you a syringe? Because you’ve got me stuck on you.
What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws
The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency.
That butler isn't wearing his false teeth. I thought undentured servitude was illegal.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
I like the way you move on the court.
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
You make me Les Miserable.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
