Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can't help but cheer for you.
Damn, you're like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
You must be a fish, because I'm hooked on you.
I wouldn't mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
I don't need a clock to tell me it's midnight—my heart's already racing for you.
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Let's catch something together, I'll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
I haven't measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
You're like electricity—powerful, essential, and impossible to live without.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you're lifting me up.
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
