Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My, your butt smells delightful!
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
I don’t need resolutions when I’ve already found perfection—you.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you’re so refreshing to be around.
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas? Mistle-toe
The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
You must be a fish, because I’m hooked on you.
I don’t usually order cocktails, but I’ll have a martini if you’re the one making it.
You’ve got me feeling like a firework—ready to explode with excitement.
You must be a hospital, because I’m admitting I’ve fallen for you.
What did the bird say on Halloween? - Trick or tweet!
Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, 'The good news is..it'll feel better when it quits hurting.'
