Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
I came here for the countdown, but I’m staying because of you.
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A retail shop
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!
If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I'd like to finger your fret board.
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you’re a treasure I’ve been searching for.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
The average ghost is mean spirited.
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.
