Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
Can we go on a fishing trip together... or just pretend it's one?
You’re the kind of pipe I’d never replace.
Do you have a net to catch my heart because I think it's in danger of being swept away.
