Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I help you reel in the weekend... and maybe something more?
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
Are you a fisherman's net because you're catching me off guard.
You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
You must be a fisherman, because you've just reeled in my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a fish in the sea.
Are you a fishing rod? Because my heart gets hooked every time I see you.
Do you have a fishing license for flirting with danger?
Can I be the bait to your hook?
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
Is your name Fin-tastic? Because you're making a splash in my heart.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
Do you have a boatload of charm because I think we could navigate our way to happiness together.
