Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a diagnosis, because you’ve got me feeling something I’ve never felt before.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you’re about to clean up this mess I call a life.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you a referral? Because you’re exactly who I’ve been looking for.
You must be an attending physician, because you’ve got my full attention.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You must be my primary care provider, because you’ve become my top priority.
Are you an ENT? Because you’re all I see, hear, and think about.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you’re one in a million.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
I don’t need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
You’re like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
I must be a patient, because I’m falling for the way you care.
You’re like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you’ve taken control of my heart.
Are you a bandage? Because you’re healing all my wounds.
Are you saline? Because you’re keeping me going.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
