Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you’re a treasure I’ve been searching for.
Are you a vaccine? Because you’ve just given me hope.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
The average ghost is mean spirited.
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
Let’s catch something together, I’ll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
Are you glitter? Because you’re leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
You must be a medical conference, because you’ve got me learning new things about love.
What do gosts call there girl friends? - There goul friends.
I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.
'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
