Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I’d vote for you every single time.
You must be an injunction, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be a bedside commode, because I can’t go anywhere without thinking of you.
Are you a syringe? Because you’ve got me stuck on you.
You must be a crash cart, because you’ve revived my heart.
You must be a witness stand, because I’d confess everything to you.
You’re like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
Are you a blood draw? Because I’m feeling lightheaded from your charm.
You’re the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I’m around you, I’m extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be cross-examination, because you’re asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
