Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Let’s not let the clock decide how tonight ends—how about we keep it going?
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said -- Thanks,
I said -- Don't mention it
Are you ready for your first ascent?
I've never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw the line.
I'll let you foul play on me.
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Can I be your beach umbrella? Because I want to protect you from life’s storms.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
If you’re the start of my year, I know it’s going to be incredible.
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.
