Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I like the way your spikes match your shoes.
Hey baby, you have a great stride.
You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.
Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?
Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.
I'm not sure if it's the 200 butterfly or you that just took my breath away.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
I'll restring your racket...if you restring mine.
Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
I like the way you move on the court.
Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.
Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.
