Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.
Can I be your surf instructor? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
My year just got a lot better, and it’s because you’re in it.
Where do vampires keep their money? - The blood bank!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor.
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
Handle me like you handle that ball.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me towards happiness.
