Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
You’re like an EpiPen—reviving me when I’m down.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
Are you medical tape? Because you’re holding everything together for me.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you’ve saved my heart.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Midnight might signal the end of this year, but I hope it’s the beginning of us.
You’re like a perfect countdown—exciting, thrilling, and leading to something incredible.
If tonight’s about leaving the past behind, let’s start the new year together.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
This year’s been good, but meeting you just made it the best one yet.
I wasn’t expecting to find my New Year’s spark tonight, but then you walked in.
Are you glitter? Because you’re leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
I came here for the countdown, but I’m staying because of you.
You’re like a clean bill of health—rare and worth celebrating.
