Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm willing to try again for you.
I'd put you in my guard any day.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
Your smile shines brighter than a Gold Medal!
Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
