Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Are you a seashore? Because I want to walk alongside you forever.
New year, same me, falling for someone as amazing as you.
You’re like a clean bill of health—rare and worth celebrating.
The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.
It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.
Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Hey baby, what's your dynamic?
Are you a seahorse? Because you make my heart gallop.
Can I be your midnight toast? I’ll promise to be bubbly and worth raising a glass to.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you’ve freed me from my loneliness.
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
The inventor of the incubator was the first hatch-it man.
