Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me show you my gold medal.
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You could qualify for my Olympics any day.
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that!
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
This must be decaf, cause you're just dreamy!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and creamy.
Are you hot and ready?
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I know all the E-numbers.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
