Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your name must be Jelly... 'cuz jam don't shake like that.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
I can last longer than cast iron.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You're spicier than a ghost pepper.
Let's pretend you're a farm and I'll be the table.
You make my highly sensitive palate water.
How 'bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
I always hand whip my cream.
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
