Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
He can turn my spotlight on.
You make me Les Miserable.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.
Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
You give me more butterflies than a places call.
Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.
Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.
Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.
You can do my eyeliner anytime.
You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.
Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?
