Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
Who's ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There's always the possibility you could throw up.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
You must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.
I have the best roller coaster in town, wanna go for a ride?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
You wanna ride the big slide?
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
I've got an amusement park in my pants.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.
Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.
Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to Hang and Bang with you!
El Toro is great, but wait until you see my big woody!
