Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
You smell better than incense!
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
