Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Do you have a net to catch my heart because I think it's in danger of being swept away.
You’ve got my heart crediting love and debiting loneliness.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you’ve wrapped my heart up tight.
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
As a drug counselor, I get clients by reeferal.
You're body is so banging, what do you say we make a sequel.
I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you’re tripping me up!
Are you a school of fish because you're swimming in my direction.
Are you a trial balance? Because everything feels right when you’re around.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me tonight.
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
