Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What is your favorite Temple? I'm looking at mine.
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
