Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You remind me of my three other wives.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
