Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Confess here often?
I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
You're my eucatastrophe.
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
