Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How important is having a big family too you?
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a.
