Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math, Cause your legs are always divided.
Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.
I have good credit
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
Who's ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There's always the possibility you could throw up.
