Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Can I beat your pinata?
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
