GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 195

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
  
  
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
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May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
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Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
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Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
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We can blame it on fajita the moment.
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Can I beat your pinata?
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Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
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I want to put my burrito in your taco.
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I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
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Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
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Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
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Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
  
  
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
  
  
You can't handle the tooth!
  
  
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
  
  
My home is where I park it
  
  
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
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Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
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Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
  
  

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Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread. You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta. May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?