Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
