Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can’t help but follow you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a fish in the sea.
Are you a statute? Because you’ve codified everything I’ve ever wanted.
Are you a service call? Because I’d drop everything to be there for you.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
Is it allergy season? Because you run faster than my nose.
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Are you a red zone? Because I’d love to score with you.
